Legend of Tim Cameron's astonishing wang travels in awed whispers across the nation; women in all fifty states tremble with anticipation of his stateside arrival. New York architects furrow their brows and wring their hands, realizing that soon their most magnificent skyscrapers will be put to shame, shadowed by Tim's resplendant dong. They say anyone within a fifty mile radius of his godly sceptre will spontaneously orgasm, abandoning all tasks to quakes of wild passion. Oh, and did I mention that he's also brilliant, obscenely hilarious, and has a voice of pure sex? Well, it's true.
September 23, 2007
Skeet: International Edition
Legend of Tim Cameron's astonishing wang travels in awed whispers across the nation; women in all fifty states tremble with anticipation of his stateside arrival. New York architects furrow their brows and wring their hands, realizing that soon their most magnificent skyscrapers will be put to shame, shadowed by Tim's resplendant dong. They say anyone within a fifty mile radius of his godly sceptre will spontaneously orgasm, abandoning all tasks to quakes of wild passion. Oh, and did I mention that he's also brilliant, obscenely hilarious, and has a voice of pure sex? Well, it's true.
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3 comments:
i have no idea who tim cameron is and how you are so informed about his junk.
That's because you never listen to me :(
ummm hello, we need STATS. this is NOT in skeet format!
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