John Krasinski

If casting incredulous glances at the camera were an art, The Office's John Krasinski would be Pablo Picasso. He's smart, goofy, and pretty unaware of how absolutely cute he is. (I don't actually know anything about John Krasinski, so I'm pretending he and Jim Halpert are the same person). And who wouldn't want to be his partner in crime for all those pranks he plays on Dwight? Absolutely priceless.

Skeet: International Edition

Legend of Tim Cameron's astonishing wang travels in awed whispers across the nation; women in all fifty states tremble with anticipation of his stateside arrival. New York architects furrow their brows and wring their hands, realizing that soon their most magnificent skyscrapers will be put to shame, shadowed by Tim's resplendant dong. They say anyone within a fifty mile radius of his godly sceptre will spontaneously orgasm, abandoning all tasks to quakes of wild passion. Oh, and did I mention that he's also brilliant, obscenely hilarious, and has a voice of pure sex? Well, it's true.

Gutentag, Daniel Bruhl (eins svei drei skeet!)

Okay, so most of us know Daniel Bruhl from his brief cameo in "Bourne Ultimatum", but this foreign ambassador from a hidden colony of hot Germans is not to be missed. He rocked in "Goodbye, Lenin!", and let's not forget his recent stint as a fast-food bomber in "2 Days in Paris". Alright, so I personally did not like him in "The Edukators", but I suppose it is wardrobe's fault for making him into an unattractive member of the misgruntled German proletariat. Look at those eyebrows. They are mere conduits of sex-stares. His eyes are even sexing you as you read this. If only all of Germany could learn from Daniel Bruhl's fine example of hotnesss. Especially you, Hamburg. Had Daniel Bruhl been there during our brief visit, perhaps we wouldn't have needed buckets of absinthe to make the locals seem somewhat appealing. No wonder it's legal there.

Michael Cera

Oh man. Michael Cera is possibly the most promising comedic actor today, mainly because he has absolutely no qualms about making a situation as uncomfortable as humanly possible. Whether he's falling in love with his cousin or warding off the lascivious advances of an inebriated classmate, Cera has turned awkwardness into an art. Since his turn on Arrested Development, Cera has been all over the internet, both with parodies of OTHER internet videos, and with a limited-run show produced with his real-life best friend, Clark Duke. On top of all of that, he's absolutely adorable. After the runaway success of this summer's Superbad, we can only hope we'll be seeing more of Michael in the future.