There's almost no way to describe Jeff Goldblum without making him sound like a creepy uncle you'd never want to be left alone with, but that's all part of his charm. Sure, he's skeezy, and rumor has it he watches you poop, but he's also endearingly sarcastic, a valued commodity at this blag. He's ruggedly handsome, totally rocks horn-rimmed glasses, and is earnest without ever abandoning his carefully honed sense of detached irony. Also, he's Jewish, which is awesome.
April 7, 2007
Jeff Goldblum
Skeet, skeet.There's almost no way to describe Jeff Goldblum without making him sound like a creepy uncle you'd never want to be left alone with, but that's all part of his charm. Sure, he's skeezy, and rumor has it he watches you poop, but he's also endearingly sarcastic, a valued commodity at this blag. He's ruggedly handsome, totally rocks horn-rimmed glasses, and is earnest without ever abandoning his carefully honed sense of detached irony. Also, he's Jewish, which is awesome.
There's almost no way to describe Jeff Goldblum without making him sound like a creepy uncle you'd never want to be left alone with, but that's all part of his charm. Sure, he's skeezy, and rumor has it he watches you poop, but he's also endearingly sarcastic, a valued commodity at this blag. He's ruggedly handsome, totally rocks horn-rimmed glasses, and is earnest without ever abandoning his carefully honed sense of detached irony. Also, he's Jewish, which is awesome.
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plus i heard he once was a fly. that's like 10 skeets right there. if you're into role playing.
Ahhhh, love.
I adore him.
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