John Krasinski

If casting incredulous glances at the camera were an art, The Office's John Krasinski would be Pablo Picasso. He's smart, goofy, and pretty unaware of how absolutely cute he is. (I don't actually know anything about John Krasinski, so I'm pretending he and Jim Halpert are the same person). And who wouldn't want to be his partner in crime for all those pranks he plays on Dwight? Absolutely priceless.

Skeet: International Edition

Legend of Tim Cameron's astonishing wang travels in awed whispers across the nation; women in all fifty states tremble with anticipation of his stateside arrival. New York architects furrow their brows and wring their hands, realizing that soon their most magnificent skyscrapers will be put to shame, shadowed by Tim's resplendant dong. They say anyone within a fifty mile radius of his godly sceptre will spontaneously orgasm, abandoning all tasks to quakes of wild passion. Oh, and did I mention that he's also brilliant, obscenely hilarious, and has a voice of pure sex? Well, it's true.

Gutentag, Daniel Bruhl (eins svei drei skeet!)

Okay, so most of us know Daniel Bruhl from his brief cameo in "Bourne Ultimatum", but this foreign ambassador from a hidden colony of hot Germans is not to be missed. He rocked in "Goodbye, Lenin!", and let's not forget his recent stint as a fast-food bomber in "2 Days in Paris". Alright, so I personally did not like him in "The Edukators", but I suppose it is wardrobe's fault for making him into an unattractive member of the misgruntled German proletariat. Look at those eyebrows. They are mere conduits of sex-stares. His eyes are even sexing you as you read this. If only all of Germany could learn from Daniel Bruhl's fine example of hotnesss. Especially you, Hamburg. Had Daniel Bruhl been there during our brief visit, perhaps we wouldn't have needed buckets of absinthe to make the locals seem somewhat appealing. No wonder it's legal there.

Michael Cera

Oh man. Michael Cera is possibly the most promising comedic actor today, mainly because he has absolutely no qualms about making a situation as uncomfortable as humanly possible. Whether he's falling in love with his cousin or warding off the lascivious advances of an inebriated classmate, Cera has turned awkwardness into an art. Since his turn on Arrested Development, Cera has been all over the internet, both with parodies of OTHER internet videos, and with a limited-run show produced with his real-life best friend, Clark Duke. On top of all of that, he's absolutely adorable. After the runaway success of this summer's Superbad, we can only hope we'll be seeing more of Michael in the future.

Well Now

Sadly, the Skeet Blog seems somewhat unnecessary and irrelevant now that we are all back in the U.S. and we are all taken ladies. Since we are in different states, we can no longer stalk guys together and get all googly-eyed (as Debbie would say) over them. And ironically, there are many more attractive young men in the States, but who cares, because we've all got fabulous boyfs now. This post has gone about as well as possible, considering the events of the last half of the semester melted my brain and gave me fetal alcohol syndrome. This is the most complex and sense-filled (...yeah) thing I've written in weeks. Maybe I'll just print and submit the Skeet Blog to Susanne in lieu of my cinema paper... Who's with me??

Local Skeet of the Week

The SLH (a.k.a. Michael of Television Room, The Marshals)He's got a great singing voice, he's a talented songwriter and musician, and he has fantastic taste in everything ever. He doesn't use retarded abbreviations in text messages either, which is definitely a big plus. This picture doesn't do him justice, but he's got dreamy eyes and an adorably cute shy smile which wins me over every time. Well done, SLH. Well done.

Gideon Yago

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Okay, so I know I am obsessed with all things 90s, but really, what was more quintessential than everyone's childhood crush of this MTV news correspondent? Move over John Norris, Gideon Yago was emo before anyone even knew what it was, thanks to his black rimmed glasses and adorably shy demeanor. Not only is this kid cute, he graduated from Columbia and is now a political activist (sha-wing). He is a fossil of MTV's Tri-Awesome Period, and I for one am greatly saddened by his decision to work in real media. Also, according to Wikipedia, his lapptop was stolen. Stay strong Gideon, omgskeet is there for you.

Local Skeet of the Week

Gaz, of The KinetiksAt first he seems cocky and ridiculous, until you realize that's just his way of "lubricating the situation", as Olivia says. He's cute, he's got a good voice, and he's maybe a tad overly fond of makeup (although he might have just been trying to get closer to Alison). On top of that, he bested me in a Beatles trivia-off, which simply demands respect. What else is there to say?

Jeff Goldblum

Skeet, skeet.There's almost no way to describe Jeff Goldblum without making him sound like a creepy uncle you'd never want to be left alone with, but that's all part of his charm. Sure, he's skeezy, and rumor has it he watches you poop, but he's also endearingly sarcastic, a valued commodity at this blag. He's ruggedly handsome, totally rocks horn-rimmed glasses, and is earnest without ever abandoning his carefully honed sense of detached irony. Also, he's Jewish, which is awesome.